man who opened a parenthesis he forgot to close 4 years ago is tragically unaware everything he's said since has been an aside

there is a problem however

which is simply that I care naught

god she is always serving cunt.

she would karate chop the shit out of you for saying that.

Imagine thinking you bring more to the table than Kermit the Frog

I just imagined a creature that would scare you soooo bad dude

no hope for you even at all

Brecht Evens (Belgian, 1986) - L'eau Douce (2018)

You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

WHO tf keeping pads with no wings in production?? Put it in your draws and by the time you walk out the bathroom it’s down the street buying scratch offs at the corner store. Like girl

the goshfather

‘can you explain this gap in your resume’ oh yeah that’s when i was sealed in the cursed cube